Attention Whores And Secrets Don't Mix. George Bush.

"Former President George W. Bush and his wife Laura secretly visited Fort Hood last night and spent "considerable time" consoling those who were wounded in Thursday`s shooting spree, Fox News has learned.

The Bushes entered and departed the sprawling military facility in secret, having told the base commander they did not want press coverage of their visit, a source told Fox News." - Fox

If it`s such a well kept secret, why is it on the biggest news outlet in the country? Politicians are such attention whores! It reminds me of a secret I keep from everyone about that time I made the whole world a better place by stealing the new puppy that my Korean neighbors brought home for their 7 year old daughter. She was going to eat it. I know it. To this DAY not one person has heard about that. And no one ever will. That`s what makes me a hero.

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