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Drunk Man calls 911 to report STOLEN WEED

Salem : OR : USA | 14 days ago

A 21-year-old Oregon man called police to report that ¾ of an ounce of marijuana had been stolen from his car while he was drinking in a bar. After waiting for deputies, he began driving—despite being drunk—and called 911 again to complain. Dispatchers found him difficult to understand, though, because he kept pausing to vomit. When police found the man, he told them he was looking for the people who stole his “weed.” They arrested him for driving under the influence, the Statesman Journal reports.

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Salem 911 call leads to drunken driving charge

News Source: News Review | 14 days ago

A Salem man who called 911 to complain that his marijuana was missing from his truck was charged with drunken driving when sheriff's deputies found him. The man told dispatchers that someone had broken into his truck and stolen cash, a jacket and a...

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jordanrushmore | 14 days ago

How dumb was he? Calling police to report an illegal substance being stolen. But hey, I guess you can say stranger things have happened.

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RaulDeSouza | 14 days ago

lol! i would say he must have been very drunk...or he need to smoke pretty bad...

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snuggalette | 13 days ago

Idiot. How stupid can you be

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naitokun | 13 days ago

Lol I love reading about people who screw up when it involves the police.

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cloud9devine | 13 days ago

What is this?? Stupid man week? First the dude who stabbed himself in the leg to get out from work and NOW THIS??? golly man!! This guy is an idiot. Would make a great movie scene though,LOL.. "Dude, Where's My Weed?" should have been the title to this story, LOL

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nexain | 13 days ago

OMG LMAO, EPPICCCC FAAAIIIILLLL

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ahol888 | 13 days ago

What a dork! 3/4 of an ounce of marijuana is practically nothing.

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KellyEngen | 13 days ago

Oh my. I guess THC really does relax your mind. What was he thinking???? Too funny.

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christiedavis2008 | 13 days ago

lol. that is really funny glad it wasnt me.

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Dav13 | 13 days ago

too bad for him

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linzi_501 | 13 days ago

Wow this is hilarious! Stupid people screwing up can sure make the world a funnier place...

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loveyafoeva | 13 days ago

Well, all i have to say is, wow that is a stupid man.

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SACHIN2708 | 13 days ago

see according to me he is stupid

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bowman2101 | 13 days ago

lol wow thats great

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psychomom1980 | 13 days ago

hilarious! Some people are so stupid!

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surfette | 13 days ago

I'm sure we will be seeing this acted out on one of those police programs. After sleeping it off, I wonder if he would have made that same call in the morning. What a goofball!

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jordanrushmore | 13 days ago

I wonder what happened when they put him in detox and he finally sobered up if he was still asking someone to find his missing weed. He possibly was so drunk that he smoked it and just doesn't remember. Who knows. But this is perfect for the worlds dumbest criminals.

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LolTheory | 13 days ago

Ahaha, gotta love the US of A

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jesskink2005 | 13 days ago

Some people really shouldn't drink.

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MichaelPorter | 13 days ago

ya some people really shouldt drink but people are hilarious when they do

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stealthy3 | 13 days ago

Lol reminds me of a time when 3 drunks guys were outside and they tied this one guys hood over his face and he ran off blinded till he crashed into a tree.

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Insomniac5 | 13 days ago

Lol, No one can predict what a drunk person will do.

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HumbertoHoyos | 13 days ago

That is so dumb, for such a small amount. He should not be smoking weed anyways.

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stealthy7 | 13 days ago

Lol stupid. He must have been even more retarded before he got drunk.

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UpRight | 13 days ago

I have lost faith humanity.

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Zbon141 | 13 days ago

lol how dumb could u possibly be to do that, i mean if anything at least try to cover the fact that you're drunk and that the weed is yours...

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PatrinaScott | 13 days ago

lol no words for this lol

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breelovesafi | 13 days ago

LOL I would do something like this ha

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SusanRastella | 12 days ago

I've worked for many years as a Bail Bond Agent. I have handled defendants with about as much sense as this idiot in Oregon.

I could tell you the one about the guy just released from a motor vehicle theft charge. He needed a ride home, so he stole a car from the employee lot outside the jail. I don't have to tell you how it ends do I?

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MarySkaugeKast | 12 days ago

you can tell he is on drugs! lol

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BlueCarrot | 12 days ago

HAHAHA!!! This is SO funny...

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ZXX00A | 12 days ago

he should not have done something like that

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slydog | 12 days ago

Is this a case of "look before you leaf"? :-)

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nathanielinbrazil | 10 days ago

Good catch on the story. Seems like he's a little lost in his priorities. Neither of the intoxicants appear to help the matter. I hope he comes out alright.

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