Muslim Is A Peaceful Religion. Just Not In A Normal Way.

This is a follow up to the article about the Fort Hood killings.

Ok ok, Muslim is a peaceful religion. Except the parts that mandate killing Christians and Jews. A true Muslim or Christian accepts the literal word of their faith as unwavering law. Remember that when God is mentioned below, they mean the God promising virgins. Not the other God unleashing plagues and wiping out non-believers with a flood.

"Fight those who believe not in God nor the last day, nor hold that forbidden which hath been forbidden by God and His Apostle, nor acknowledge the religion of truth, (even if they are) of the people of the Book [Christians and Jews], until they pay the jizya [tribute] with willing submission, and feel themselves subdued. The Jews call Uzair [Ezra] a son of God, and the Christians call Christ the Son of God ... God's curse be on them." - Sura 9:29-31

Good times. Or this one...

"The punishment of those who wage war against God and His Apostle, and strive with might and main for mischief through the land is execution, or crucifixion, or the cutting off of hands and feet from opposite sides, or exile from the land." - Sura 5:36-38

Such peaceful, loving passages of understanding. I'm surprised Hallmark hasn't bought the copyright to the Koran. If I quoted the Koran, or the Old Testament, at the airport I'd never catch my flight. I may however make friends with a latex covered finger.

And a note to Christians. A holier-than-thou approach to the Koran will compel me to document the calls to arms in the Bible. Just sayin, everyone chill.

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