Let's all stop being melodramatic about politics, sports, religion, and...well, drama I guess...for just 1 minute and 47 seconds...uhh, while you read this...if you can in 1:47 seconds. I'm a new writer that will change how you view online writing. Period.
Screw the the whole "you can't talk politics, religion or sports in a pub". This is our Pub, and those rules don't apply!
Pour a cold one, belly up to my bar, and let's begin with Afghanistan!