Mayor: Pay Parents Not To Breed

I didn't know New Zealand had any problems other than all the armies of trolls, dragons and warlocks that were caught on film during the documentary "The Lord Of The Rings". Some mayor there named Mr. Laws, has proposed that the dregs of society (poor people) that are unfit to breed be offered $10,000 to be voluntarily sterilized. Not everyone likes the plan.

"Mr Laws argued that "liberal methods'' of beating the problem had failed.

But his "solution" has been branded "draconian" and "totalitarian'' by the country's child health advocates who are calling for him to stand down as a city mayor.

"I just find it such a disgraceful attitude," Child Poverty Action Group director Janfrie Wakim said." - News

Let me guess. If there are less kids in dire straights because their parents are impoverished junkie criminals, people like Janfrie Wakim are out of a job. We wouldn't want that, would we sweetheart.

And I don't mean to dick with Mr. Mayors reasoning, but his pay-not-to-breed idea is still a liberal method. He assumes the only two choices are the government paying people to not f*** up or paying to clean up the mess after they f*** up. There's actually a third option.

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