A thing with a penis that raped and killed children, as young as three years old, has been sentenced to be crucified. Sounds fair right? Get ready to ram your head into a wall.
"A Saudi court of cassation upheld a ruling to behead and crucify a 22-year-old man convicted of raping five children and leaving one of them to die in the desert, newspapers reported on Tuesday." - Reuters
The Saudi's have the right idea, but they aren't as smart as I thought. They intend to behead this thing BEFORE they crucify him. Doesn't that kind of mean the crucifixion won't hurt the rapist as much? Idiots. If it wasn't for an abundance of the most organic substance in the world (oil you environmentalist weenies!) Saudi Arabia would just be flyover country between Beirut and Karachi.
The rapist deserves a form of death that takes weeks, and involves some combination of sunburn, anal penetration, honey and ants.
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