Louis Farrakhan: H1N1 Vaccine Will Solve Global Warming, Health Care, World Hunger Etc

Nation of Islam leader Louis FarrakhanLouis Farrakhan, aka Eugene Walcott, aka calypso singer "The Charmer", claims that the Swine Flu vaccine is a secret plot to wipe out as many people as possible.

Nation of Islam leader Minister Louis Farrakhan told an audience in Memphis he believes the H1N1 flu vaccine was developed to kill people, a witness said.

"The Earth can't take 6.5 billion people. We just can't feed that many. So what are you going to do? Kill as many as you can. We have to develop a science that kills them and makes it look as though they died from some disease," Farrakhan said, adding that many wise people won't take the vaccine. - UPI

Louis has had some credibility issues in the past. Like the time he watched himself get carried up to a UFO, or the time he claimed the flooding from hurricane Katrina was a conspiracy, or the time he was censured from speaking in the Senate for heaping praise on Hitler, or the time he invented the Five-Thirds law in an attempt to count 400,000 African Americans as 1,000,000 in the Million Man March.

Other than those limited discretions, I'm guessing that 100% of (witch doctors and other people that call themselves doctors but kind of aren't) chiropractors fully embrace Farrakhan's vaccine theory.

It has yet to be confirmed that Al GoreAl Gore, the U.N. and Nancy PelosiNancy Pelosi are having a secret summit with Farrakhan to pitch their argument to him: "Most Everyone Will Die, Is That So Bad?".

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