Dear God The United Nations Is Useless. Sorry Country Formally Known As Afghanistan.

I don't know how many global citizens are represented by their country's membership in the United Nations, but let's assume it's a lot. A tragic home invasion in Kabul left five U.N. staff members dead, and as a result the U.N. is re-evaluating their entire mission in the region.

Traumatized U.N. staff in Afghanistan were under orders to stay home Thursday, one day after Taliban militants stormed a guest house in the capital and killed eight people in a brazen attack that is forcing the world body to re-evaluate its mission in the war-ravaged nation.

[UN Spokesman] "our work continues, and in terms of the elections, preparations are already well advanced. But the impact this will have needs to be evaluated over the coming days, and it's too early to make any judgments." - MSNBC

Sorry entire country of Afghanistan. You may or may not be having a democratic election now or in the future, because some guys dressed up as bible characters killed five English speaking people, and that's enough to buckle the resolve of a consortium of 192 nations. It's also a bit surprising (to a bunch of limp dicks like the UN) that a war zone filled with religious lunatics can be this dangerous. It's almost like the Taliban either hasn't read, or chooses to ignore the Geneva Convention. We don't have a strategy to account for behavior like this. Good luck with everything and please continue to pay your dues to keep the U.N. strong.

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