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Michael Moore Was Right. Cuba Has Better Healthcare (If You Live In Gitmo)

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As the media fuels swine flu fear with reports that there is a shortage of vaccines, a small number of political prisoners in Cuba enjoy the opportunity of inoculation:

"Officials announced on October 30th that H1N1 vaccinations will be made available to detainees at Guantanamo Bay.

This news comes as President Obama has declared the swine flu outbreak a national emergency and as reports of H1N1 vaccine shortages are being documented." - Examiner

Let's do this: We shouldn't assume that the H1N1 vaccine will kill the Gitmo prisoners like Louis Farrakhan says it will. So we wait until there is a public gun fair in Tel Aviv. We outfit the Gitmo detainees in "Hitler Is My Homie" robes, and drop them off near whichever ammo counter is offering the biggest discount (everyone knows Jews love a bargain). Open season.

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