(Half Assed) Election Coverage: We All Go To Heaven Now!

The election results are way to complicated for my pea brain to keep track of. Besides, no matter who's elected in your district you'll still be f*****. As soon as you realize that and stop caring, you'll be a (degenerate tax cheat like me) happier person. But I did notice that Ohio's getting casinos and it made me think...

It is the fifth gambling proposal Ohio voters have seen in 20 years. They roundly rejected the others. Ohio would become the 39th state to legalize casinos if the measure were approved and would join neighboring casino states Indiana, Michigan, Pennsylvania and West Virginia.

Elizabeth Groen, 56, voting in the Cincinnati suburb of Anderson Township Tuesday morning, supports casinos.

"They are going everywhere else," Groen said. "It's time that Ohio gets on board." - AP

Gambling, prostitution, drugs and carbon emission. The degree to which they are a moral outrage is inversely proportionate to the rate at which they are taxed. We're all going to heaven now!

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