Homosexual taliban men discovered smoking joint rolled with Qur'an page

Earlier this week, homosexual taliban men were discovered smoking joints rolled with pages from the Qur'an while watching video footage of what appeared to be themselves sexually assaulting camels. Upon further investigation, ejaculate was found all over pictures of Allah, as well as human feces. The men were nude and participating in mutual masturbation while smoking the joints and watching the camel video.

Neighbors say they frequently hear loud shouts from men saying things like "give it to me daddy" and "i love your little toothpick cock", coming from the house. Often times, people walking down the street begin vomiting from the stench of the house. It appears as though the men dress up like Martha StewartMartha Stewart and bake cakes out of their own pubic hair, garlic, cow blood and cocaine. The men admit sometimes they get out of hand and tie each other up and mutilate their genitals with kitchen utensils while waiting for their cakes to bake.