1.Nothing improves with age.
2.Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
3.Sex is dirty only if it's done right.
4.There may be some things better than sex, and some things worse than sex.But there is nothing exactly like it.
5.Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.
6.You cannot produce a baby in one month by impregnating nine women.
7.A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't.
8.Love your neighbor, but don't get caught.
to be continued