More Beef in the Poet's Corner: Ode to ap0kalyps

In a recent article that I had did about a running back getting suspended for making gay slurs, the user ap0kalyps decided to step up to the plate and leave a wimpy comment disrespecting me because of my height because he couldn't think of a stellar comeback. Nobody, and I do mean nobody disrespects me because of my height and escapes unscathed. No need to ask 'Where's the beef?' The beef is right here in this poem; feel the fury of the ode. Let's go.

The only person that is cool from your state is Illmaculate.

Since you're left-handed, that's probably the hand you use to let loose of your ejaculate.

The way you support gays means you probably like when homosexuals give you reach arounds

Because Oregon is the state in which lameness abounds.

The state is known for being a bunch of tree huggers.

The little holes that you see in trees in Salem, Oregon come from him; intimacy with nature makes him a tree bugger.

Stepping to me, you will regret that you started some strife.

Your profile picture shows the three biggest posers that I have ever seen in my life.

Your user name is ap0kalyps, but your articles have no revelation.

Travelling to Oregon should be banned because it is a waste of transportation.

The Ducks have a good team, but now I want USC to win

Just because you live in the state of Oregon.

Disrespecting me in my comments because of my height; bad thoughts are what you think.

Don't contest with me; you must have never clicked on my book link.

You little snot-nosed kid, you're getting put in your place.

Your user name should be t-bagger by the way you probably like how guys put their crotches in your face.

I'm striking back at you with more venom than a snake that rattles.

You whine and cry in your comments more than a baby playing with a rattle.

Against me, you should never contend.

Your user name is a reminder of how this story will end.