So I was on my way to grab lunch today with some friends before the start of the Dodger game. Sick of the regular burger joints and deli sandwiches, we decide to go oriental.
En route to the grub fest, I notice a homeless man sitting at a bus stop while we waited for the light to turn. He was adjusting his crotch like any warm blooded man has to do several times a day, so i thought nothing of it. I then went back to staring at the car in front of us, waiting for the light to turn green so the feast can begin. Just then Ilooked back at the homeless, and realize he was pleasuring himself at the bus stop. Keep in mind this was on Ventura Blvd, which frequently has ridiculous traffic.
A multitude of emotions came to mind after i witnessed this. Disgust, embarrassment, hilarity, pity, and most of all, this was going to be the image etched in my mind during the meal that I was at one time looking forward to.
Despite the gruesome scene I witnessed, my meal was very satisfying. Not only that but the Dodgers tied up the series with the Philadelphia Phillies 1-1. A successful day.