The Poet's Corner Strikes Back: Ode to Rush Limbaugh!

After watching Rush LimbaughRush Limbaugh fail in attempting to become a minority owner for the St. Louis Rams after he had said in the past that he wanted Pres. Barack ObamaBarack Obama's policies to fail, I realize that the boomerang always comes back to you. Nevertheless, Mr. Limbaugh will continue to be a radio host. After analyzing the events over the past week, I decide to make a poem about the failures of Rush Limbaugh. Let's see if he takes it as good as he gives it. (Remember, this is only satire!) Here we go!

I am sorry to hear that Mr. Limbaugh withdrew his bid to become an owner in the NFL.

Maybe he can rush up north and buy a team in the CFL.

You have to excuse him for thinking he could buy the St. Louis Rams;

He mistakenly thought that their nickname was the Hams.

But the National Football League booted that scrub

Maybe because he has something in common with former Pres. Taft; neither of them could fit into a tub.

Well, I apologize for starting this ode by being odiously rotten.

I mean, it's better to overeat than to be addicted to Oxycontin

Because he has to feed his overinflated ego

Even Fox News Channel won't give him a TV show.

Even Don ImusDon Imus is back on Fox Business Channel while you're still stuck on the radio

Because the last time that he was relevant was twenty years ago.

So kudos for him for always keeping himself in the weekly news cycle.

Because it's been a long time since he has been on a bicycle.

You would think that with his expertise he would buy a restaurant or a grocery store.

Because when he goes out to eat, he always yells to the waiter, "Bring me more!"

Being married three different times is not at all funny

Because that proves some women marry men primarily for the money.

Think about it! He's been married three different times!

Now, I see why eschatologists say that these are the 'End Times.'

So hopefully, he stays on the radio as his last hurrah,

And when his career is done, then we can all say, "Farewell, Rush Limbaugh!"