I wasn’t going to write tonight but I changed my mind. It seems I am having one of “those days” or in this case, week. My baby fell off a ladder and severely sprained his hip the other day, and then he ate the rat poison he conveniently found behind the stove yesterday. Today, he was bit by a wasp-thank God he is apparently not allergic to them like I am! I wrote an article long ago, a real gem, if I may say so, about the true-life things that happened to me in a 2 month period of time (with the exception of a couple of things). Here’s another ditty to cheer anyone up that is having a rotten day, err week!
*The Oozenator has a disclaimer that “major pumping is required.”
*Do you think this guy gets weird looks from his neighbors to this day? I’m willing to bet the farm he does!
*Think you have seen the best cheesy local car dealership ads ever? You haven’t seen this one yet!
*Growing up in the 70’s, I remember my mom wearing plaid polyester jumpsuits and school-girl ponytails. This Catholic Church sign from 1973 takes the cake!
*Kids don’t think an animated plastic bucket named Mr. Bucket spitting out balls and exclaiming, “Your balls pop out of my mouth” is disturbing….fortunately only their parents understand why!
*Please explain what his fingers are symbolizing. Most people who saw this thought it was something to do with a prostate exam, others a Boy Scout pledge, still others a peace sign. None of those should be in the same paragraph in any regard!
*Are you giving Robocop a hand job?
*This billboard begs the question, is pork the only other white meat?
*Please, don’t lick the chick….only the chicken!
*There’s a tip promotion on Mondays at this busy Inn…
*A convenience store in the Midwest touts their 50th anniversary of being open….hmmm, I suppose there’s more than meets the eye?
*I can’t decide…is it the pathetically poor skills in acting that gets me in this commercial or is the comment at the end that “my wife would like this!”? You decide!
*This poster ad seems harmless. But, zoom in to the middle of the poster. Something seems awfully familiar about that shape-ah yes, hauntingly phallic, my dear Watson!
*Seattle, my hometown where I grew up, had a new trolley come out last year. The name (really!) was the real winner…
*I’m glad this was a hoax…
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*The MasterCard commercial that never aired…
May your shores be less stormy,
Asher Kade