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16 Explicit and Naughty Ads That Will Blow Your Mind!

By: AsherKade send a private message
Abilene : TX : USA | about 1 month ago  
Views: 758
  • onmouseover="showHoverContext('topRight', this);" onmouseout="hideHoverContext();" onclick="writeYouTubePlayer('http://www.youtube.com/v/REa3Q-FE-J0', '480', '385', '/contributed-news/4384307-16-explicit-and-naughty-ads-that-will-blow-your-mind/video/40431625/landing'); return false;"> Banned Commercial
    Banned Commercial
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  • onmouseover="showHoverContext('topRight', this);" onmouseout="hideHoverContext();" onclick="writeYouTubePlayer('http://www.youtube.com/v/eQ79pCJBcJ8', '480', '385', '/contributed-news/4384307-16-explicit-and-naughty-ads-that-will-blow-your-mind/video/40431691/landing'); return false;"> The Wunder Boner
    The Wunder Boner
    Posted by: AsherKade
  • onmouseover="showHoverContext('topRight', this);" onmouseout="hideHoverContext();" onclick="writeYouTubePlayer('http://www.youtube.com/v/4S3C4AC908w', '480', '385', '/contributed-news/4384307-16-explicit-and-naughty-ads-that-will-blow-your-mind/video/40431731/landing'); return false;"> Shake And Weight
    Shake And Weight
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  • onmouseover="showHoverContext('topRight', this);" onmouseout="hideHoverContext();" onclick="writeYouTubePlayer('http://www.youtube.com/v/dV1hv6L0R74', '480', '385', '/contributed-news/4384307-16-explicit-and-naughty-ads-that-will-blow-your-mind/video/40431762/landing'); return false;"> Mr.Bucket
    Mr.Bucket
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  • onmouseover="showHoverContext('topRight', this);" onmouseout="hideHoverContext();" onclick="writeYouTubePlayer('http://www.youtube.com/v/bzDaUc-J-J8', '480', '385', '/contributed-news/4384307-16-explicit-and-naughty-ads-that-will-blow-your-mind/video/40431799/landing'); return false;"> The Oozemater
    The Oozemater
    Posted by: AsherKade
  • 50th Anniversary
    50th Anniversary
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    for a Midwestern convenience store.
  • Local Business Support
    Local Business Support
    Posted by: AsherKade
    PLEASE~Jerk his chicken!
  • 1973 Catholic Church Sign
    1973 Catholic Church Sign
    Posted by: AsherKade
    run alter boys, run!
  • Computer Store
    Computer Store
    Posted by: AsherKade
    ...with a very suggestive symbol.
  • Guess Who's Coming?
    Guess Who's Coming?
    Posted by: AsherKade
    Please! We don't want to know!

I wasn’t going to write tonight but I changed my mind. It seems I am having one of “those days” or in this case, week. My baby fell off a ladder and severely sprained his hip the other day, and then he ate the rat poison he conveniently found behind the stove yesterday. Today, he was bit by a wasp-thank God he is apparently not allergic to them like I am! I wrote an article long ago, a real gem, if I may say so, about the true-life things that happened to me in a 2 month period of time (with the exception of a couple of things). Here’s another ditty to cheer anyone up that is having a rotten day, err week!

*The Oozenator has a disclaimer that “major pumping is required.”

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*Do you think this guy gets weird looks from his neighbors to this day? I’m willing to bet the farm he does!

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*Think you have seen the best cheesy local car dealership ads ever? You haven’t seen this one yet!

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*Growing up in the 70’s, I remember my mom wearing plaid polyester jumpsuits and school-girl ponytails. This Catholic Church sign from 1973 takes the cake!

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*Kids don’t think an animated plastic bucket named Mr. Bucket spitting out balls and exclaiming, “Your balls pop out of my mouth” is disturbing….fortunately only their parents understand why!

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*Please explain what his fingers are symbolizing. Most people who saw this thought it was something to do with a prostate exam, others a Boy Scout pledge, still others a peace sign. None of those should be in the same paragraph in any regard!

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*Are you giving Robocop a hand job?

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*This billboard begs the question, is pork the only other white meat?

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*Please, don’t lick the chick….only the chicken!

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*There’s a tip promotion on Mondays at this busy Inn…

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*A convenience store in the Midwest touts their 50th anniversary of being open….hmmm, I suppose there’s more than meets the eye?

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*I can’t decide…is it the pathetically poor skills in acting that gets me in this commercial or is the comment at the end that “my wife would like this!”? You decide!

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*This poster ad seems harmless. But, zoom in to the middle of the poster. Something seems awfully familiar about that shape-ah yes, hauntingly phallic, my dear Watson!

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*Seattle, my hometown where I grew up, had a new trolley come out last year. The name (really!) was the real winner…

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*I’m glad this was a hoax…

click here,but don't send hate mail!

*The MasterCard commercial that never aired…

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May your shores be less stormy,

Asher Kade

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Posted By Changez Changez | about 1 month ago
LOL. Just what I needed to kick-start my day. Thanks.
Posted By judeleneperez judeleneperez | about 1 month ago
They should have shown that commercial.LOL.
Posted By AKADE777 AKADE777 | about 1 month ago
thank ya'll. It was a great commercial huh judeleneperez?
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Posted By zeny_donoso zeny_donoso | about 1 month ago
lol
Posted By erikaalejandro erikaalejandro | about 1 month ago
haha! nice..
Posted By AKADE777 AKADE777 | about 1 month ago
today was gruelling without all of our officers at work....needed to read my own article again to survive today!
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