Sharks are better than Cats
For the few torn between the two as a favorite animal, the Shark Guys sink their teeth into why sharks are better than cats. Some highlights:
- When’s the last time you got a LOLSharks pic?
- James Bond was never dropped into a cat-filled aquarium.
- “Sharks taste good in a soup or sandwich; cats require too much sauce.”
- No cat has ever scared a bunch of swimsuit models out of the ocean.
- “The worst a cat could have done to Ahab is give him fleas.”
- The Fonz didn’t jump a cat on those water skis, now, did he?
- “Cats are creepy. People who claim cats aren’t creepy are creepy.”
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I like sharks but I love cats. And I must be creepy too :P
But clearly, these people are referring to domesticated cats. How about big cats like lions, tigers and leopards?
How about this for a rebuttal: "Sharks are only in the water. Tigers are in the water AND on land."
And yep, tigers can swim. If you didn't know--now you do ^_^
But clearly, these people are referring to domesticated cats. How about big cats like lions, tigers and leopards?
How about this for a rebuttal: "Sharks are only in the water. Tigers are in the water AND on land."
And yep, tigers can swim. If you didn't know--now you do ^_^
yup i do know that tigers can swim and even hunt from water well this was just a news story meant to increase your blood when you laughed or smiled :)
haha good post! I agree, sharks are a lot better than cats.
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