Have sex, win ODI matches
The Indian cricket team is happy to be bouncing back and forth from the No.1 position in the ICC rankings. To improve their performance, coach Gary Kirsten has suggested that they indulge in sex before the matches – that way they would be energized better. For those who are married, the implication is that they should have their wives along with them. For the unmarried, he euphemistically suggests that going it solo can also produce the desired result! Right now, the team is in South Africa eyeing the Champions trophy – but setbacks continue to hound it. First it was Gautam Gambhir who assures that he would be fit by the time the ODIs actually begin. The latest casualty is Yuvraj Singh who has been ruled out of cricket for the next six weeks due to a broken finger sustained during net practice. His replacement is being flown in. Let us hope Mahendra Singh Dhoni heeds the advice so that they can bring home the cup – how they would meet the requirements of Gary Kirsten is their headache. Or – would they want the team Manager to arrange for room service?
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