Relationship Woes....Aw Hell Not AGAIN!!!

I'm sure we've all been there before. Mostly kids 17 and under suffer from it the most but...it's not my problem. I don't know them, and I already hate them for being complete and udder idiots sometimes.

But relationships suck sometimes, and what's worse are relationships that end, and everything gets worse.

I was just speaking to a friend who is having a mental battle. Should he leave his girl or not?

Well, he wants to but he is scared to. She will be so emotionally hurt by him saying "It's Over between us." that she will drop out of college, burn his things (like his ex did....he knows how to pick them doesn't he?) and threaten to commit suicide.

He asked me what he should do, and I told him in all out honesty....

Let her!

After he is gone she'll (hopefully) realize she did a stupid thing and fix it herself. Who in their right mind drops out of college over a broken relationship?

People, you PAY for college. Relationships are FREE....in a way.

A little relation advice for everyone out there! And you'd better follow it, because I've only had 3 relationships, and already know everything in the book. (Yeah, I'm that awesome).

Guys: If you're not happy in the relationship then don't pretend everything is okay. It's false hope, and it's retarded to do. Move on, or be held back.

Gals: Don't ask anything ridiculous from a man like, "Promise me that you'll be there for me, forever!". It's selfish. If the guy doesn't want a long-term relationship then you're basically screwing yourself over asking for something like that.

Believe me. I know.

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