* Obama was born in Kenya or perhaps, Cancun.
* Obama is a racist or perhaps, hates his Mother.
* Obama is a Muslim or perhaps the Anti - Christ.
* Obama is a socialist - communist - terrorist and a Chicago Bulls fan.
* GW Bush & Senator John McCain really don't want an Amnesty Bill passed. -
It's all Lord Obama's fault.
But enough about our colorful President.
* Global Warming is a myth or perhaps a get rich quick scam by dumb Al Gore.
* Off - shore drilling & mountain top removal are healthy environmental projects.
* National Health Care is an equal opportunity killer.
* Waterboarding is not torture or unAmerican. It's good, clean, fun.
* The recession was caused by minorities & union workers & Lord Obama.
* The Constitution is just a piece of paper and not written very well or neat.
* The Conservative News Media is always, fair & balanced and fat - free.
* All praise, Rush Limbaugh, king of the hill or perhaps, pawn of the elite.