THE TALE OF THE DEF

THE TALE OF THE DEF"ENDING" CHAMPIONS!!!
Team India,probably the best team on paper and one of the favourites to lift the trophy in the t20 world cup came out of the tournament in the super 8 stage itself much to the disapointment of us Indians. Team India SUPER until before the SUPER 8 stage lost all the 3 matches in the super eight to give another stunning evidence that INDIANS really are being BEATEN all around the world,

the reasons are IN Australia..................Beaten because of RACE.

In Canada.......................Beaten because of RACE

In ENGLAND...................Beaten because of the PACE.....haha

The Opponent's pace bowling,short balls or rather CHIN MUSIC proved to be a major obstacle for our much famed batting line up.When we contacted MR.Sreesanth(imaginary) who is very much into singing and dancing and fortunately not into the team and asked him about this so called CHIN MUSIC, this was what he had to say

Sam d smart :Hello,Sreesanth how are you? long time since we saw you in the Indian team

Sreesanth :Hi,am fine and about my inclusion in the team you got to ask another sree and not me

Sam d smart:Another Sree? err....whom do you mean?

Sreesanth :Arrreeee....its "SREE"KANTH,dat Krish Shrikanth the smiling fellow with a dark french beard.

Sam d smart :HA HA oh yes...am sorry i forgot,then are you bowling atleast in the NETS?

Sreesanth :NETS? what is that? am actually bowling only in the SETS....(ha ha)...actually tomorrow am bowling to RAKHI SAWANT in a famous bombay studio.(BLUSH)

Sam d smart:OH that's Great,moving on to cricket,what do you say about this Chin music style of bowling that troubled the Indians a lot this time around in England.

Sam d smart :oh sorry i dont know anything about this CHIN MUSIC and all but i can tell you about something else.

Sam d smart :Oh yes come on go ahead Sree,

Sreesanth :Eventhough i dont know anything about CHIN MUSIC, I know a lot about CHEEK MUSIC.

Sam d smart :CHEEK MUSIC? Well,what is that? can you please explain to us.

Sreesanth :CHEEK MUSIC is a weapon used by the INDIANS,and it has been used only after a match.

Sam d smart :The INDIANS? oh this is intresting, actually can you get to be more specific

Sreesanth : Ya yaar it was used by the Indians,to be specific THE MUMBAI INDIANS.....

Sam d smart:The MUMBAI INDIANS ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!! oh my god i got this one.......So sree you mean the Bhajji Slap!!!!! correct?

Sreesanth :Waaahhhhh.....Yessss......Booo..HOOO....PREITYYYYYWaaahhh......

Sam d smart :Well its ok sree control your emotions and as a gift for talking to us we give you this handkerchief.....wid bhajji's autograph.Thanks a lot

Well folks when i recall the slapgate controversy i am made to feel like as though DHONI and VIRU are the best mates in the team. Getting back to some serious (no chuckles guys) stuff-

THE REASONS THAT ARE'NT..............

• The Trouble "OPENS" with the "OPENER"

The Indian Vice(unwise)-Captain's injury caused because he DIVED!!!!!!!!!! (yes folks you read it correct) while fielding during an IPL match made him sit out of the warm up games and eventually he flew back home(if he had waited for two days his team mates would have accompanied him..lol).But the question is why did this guy come to England when he was injured? Adding insult to the injury was the way MR.COOL M.S.Dhoni handled the media with an unity show and followed by an almost hate speech. Overall this world cup campaign of INDIA saw a lot of DRAMA...but unfortunately NO ACTION

• THE INIDAN PREMIER(PAISA) LEAGUE-

This reason is the brainwave of Gary Kristen our Indian Coach who said that the IPL fatigue was one of the reasons for the teams failure which was mocked not just by our skipper but also the other international players.

• SURA(e)SH RAINA,RO"HIT" SHARMA and Co- Eventhough Dhoni is being the target of all critcism, i feel like Msd has been let down by his vice captain Sehwag, Raina and all other players as none of them including our skipper played at their best.Raina who was pheneomenal for the Chennai Super Kings during IPL was one of the biggest flops.

• M.S.Dhoni HERO TO VILLAIN Within a week!!!!- Dhoni who got newly designed SPYDER bats for this tournament failed both as a captain and wicket-keeper batsman.Our "SPYDERMAN's" NEW BAT so NEW BALL concept ie MSD coming at one "down" actually proved to be a let "down".

M.S.Dhoni who has completely lost his MIDAS TOUCH is also showing signs of losing his another strong weapon namely his COOLNESS.The days when whatever plans or changes MSD makes coming out triumphant are long over but my dear Captain luck may come and luck may go......but talent is present forever. So folks whatever happend in England is now a thing of the past.We got a lot more cricket coming our way and as India take on the West Indians, lets show the West Indians and the whole world that setbacks are nothing but stepping stones to INDIA.
LETS GO..........INDIA>>>>>INDIA>>>PUM PUM PUM>>>>> JAI HO!!!!!!! JAI HIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!