Healthcare is the greatest scam on Earth

Healthcare has taken centre stage of late and is the greatest scam on Earth. It is a subject that enjoys huge budgetary allocation that is easily squandered – very little is actually done to extend healthcare to the poorest of the poor. Needless to say that it is a good and continuous business proposition because healthcare begins before birth with the birth control pills and 72-hour pills and continues till Alzheimer’s strikes.

Brisk morning walks, laughing clubs, swimming are all components of healthcare – and not just taking out an insurance policy and paying premiums. From multi nationals to the small time Ayurveda practitioners and Homeopaths, all of them are in the game of making money. Healthcare makes them healthier and richer. Even the yoga experts take advantage of Man’s willingness to take care of his health – and there are the various equipments from the treadmills to the Bullworkers. They are all a part and parcel of keeping fit and Healthcare is the broad category in which these exist.

Begin with your hair – depend on Brand-A for rich healthy hair.

Trouble with dandruff - use Brand-B of shampoo – it keeps the scalp healthy, the hair free of unwanted guests and imparts a shine and glow to your top.

Face creams and lotions - trust Brand-C – it will remove the wrinkles and make the skin healthy, rob the years from your age and make you look younger.

Soaps - always use Brand-D which is guaranteed to make you healthy, provided you use it at least seven times per day.

Dental health - when it comes to teeth and gum – Brand-E gives you healthy gums, prevents tooth decay and is certified by Doctors.

Feet - don’t worry about them – let Brand-F take care – it relaxes the muscles and makes them healthy and strong, is a foreign brand and has the endorsements of cricketers.

Food and drinks – rely on the Brand-G of the Energy giving drinks. They are good for health because sportsmen have said so.

Cooking oils – the health conscious ones invariably go for Brand-H - the cholesterol free oil for the healthy family.