Assassinate Heidi & Spencer

Assassinate Heidi & Spencer

Vero Beach : FL : USA | Jul 23, 2009 at 12:15 PM PDT
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Lauren Conrad, Heidi Montag Supposedly Make Up

This article should really be in the tragedy section...but I'm hoping you'll find it entertaining...

Ugh! I just read that Heidi Montag, wannabe star of MTV's hit "reality" show The Hills will not only be appearing in Playboy Magazine in August, but that same month she'll be performing at the Ms. Universe competition. Yes, I said performing, as in SINGING!!! If you're not familiar with Heidi and her king- of-douchebags boyfriend Spencer Pratt, they've been spending the last few years dragging out their 15 minutes of fame on The Hills, only to become and still remain the world's most hated couple. Heidi and Spencer are famous for their "staged" photo shoots with the paparazzi as well as Heidi's attempt at starting a serious singing career. They also appeared on the show "I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here" where they both tried to convince the audience that they'd found Jesus. Money grubbing whores is more like it. HAHA! They are both jokes. Heidi will be reportedly singing her new single Turn Ya Head...which is hopefully in agreement that everyone should turn their heads any time she's on television. What the F was Donald Trump thinking? Really? We know he's not the smartest guy in the world, but seriously--Heidi? He's already shown us his amazing ability to get ratings by raking in girls for the Ms. Universe pageant that have severe drug problems and are very sexually experimental in public. Good luck with that Donald, however if someone offers to hit me with their car at the exact same moment that Heidi's hosting your show, I'm afraid I'll have to take them up on their offer--It would be less painful I'm sure. As for Heidi being in Playboy, ICK!!! I'll wait to get the pics on Google...

j5265749 is based in Jacksonville, Florida, United States of America, and is a Stringer on Allvoices.
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