Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer,
as can the salon owner.
A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting
on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking
fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a
swimsuit.
Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
You may not fart in a public place after 6 PM on Thursdays.
Oral sex is illegal.
You may not kiss your wife’s breasts.
Horse theft is still punishable by hanging.