Hailarious Political Quotes

George W. BushGeorge W. Bush: ''This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating.''

Barack ObamaBarack Obama: "Let me be absolutely clear. Israel is a strong friend of Israel's. It will be a strong friend of Israel's under a McCain...administration. It will be a strong friend of Israel's under an Obama administration. So that policy is not going to change."

Barack Obama: "I've now been in 57 states -- I think one left to go."

Sarah PalinSarah Palin: John McCainJohn McCain and I, and our camps, are working together to get John McCain elected."

Lars-Erik Nelson (political columnist): “The enemy isn’t conservatism. The enemy isn’t liberalism. The enemy is bullshit."

Mike DoyleMike Doyle: "My butthole is a superdelegate"

George Bush: I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.

Newt GingrichNewt Gingrich: If Thomas Edison invented electric light today, Dan RatherDan Rather would report it on CBS News as "candle making industry threatened".