Drink Exported Russian Urine! It has unique healing powers!?

Imagine your friend comes to you and tells you that you should drink export quality Russian urine to benefit from its unique healing powers. I bet even if you do not throw up right there and then, you will certainly not feel like drinking anything for quite some time. But as bizarre it may sound to some of us, there are many who have a strong belief in the medicinal powers of urine – that also the specially brewed Russian urine.

The website selling the urine (http://urina-ru.narod.ru/ click on English translation) has a bold slogan that in English read; “Russian Urine Against Doctor’s Scalpel,” which in the Russian language comes in rhyme. The company is in operation since the year 2000 and they are spreading joy among their clients by carefully selecting candidates so that the buyers can be absolutely assured that they are receiving 100% Russian urine!

The company selects candidates as donors through a very careful process. First, the donors have to pass a genetic examination test, a family tree check through the state archives, numerous interviews and various consultations with psychologists in charge. The company claims that the urine that comes from life-giving part of human body and thus, possess great healing powers. This statement of theirs can be backed by hundred years of traditionalists using urine for curing purposes.

If you think it is still not so attention-grabbing wait till you come to know of a variety of flavors (types of urine) available for the buyers. Yes, they have on the menu, “Sea Breeze” (I wonder what kind of sea breeze that would be!), “Hunter’s Brew,”“Not filtered,” and “Original." All these urine types differ in taste and in pharmacological characteristics. Well, it is kind of little too early for me to digest this kind of remedial way but for those who fervently believe in the Russian urine and its unique medicinal powers…Good luck. Hope you get well soon!