How to Get Into Debt - on shelves everywhere soon

This is one of the funniest things I've seen since the economy tanked recently.

How to Get Into Debt! A self-help book for the economically unaware, or stupid people like me. Here's the description:

Debt - we all long for it, but sometimes it seems so unattainable. With the proper mindset and the step-by-step tools contained in this book, you'll be fighting off collection agencies and delaying payments to your bankruptcy attorney in no time. Whether your weakness is over-earning or under-spending, you'll learn to maximize the gap between your income and your outflow, all at the highest possible interest rates. 192 pages.

ONLY $9.89. BARGAIN!

There's more though! Also available:

How to Tramautize Your Children (a personal favorite)

How to Drive Like a Maniac (I have a friend who could use this one!)

How to Procrastinate (another favorite of mine)

And the best one!

The Complete Guide to Things That Might Kill You

Get yours today! In fact, why not just buy the whole set, you know, just in case!