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Madison : CT : USA | Mar 16, 2013 at 4:15 AM PDT
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College Girl Claims a Chupakabra Got Her Pregnant

Wendy Hootly of Saint Paul, Connecticut, and student at M.I.T., and writing her thesis for her Masters Degree on 'The History of Lipstick' explained her sudden baby bump to her fiance, Brad Kerchuvsky, as 'not my fault...I was sexualized by a chupakabra!'

Recently there have been many reports of a chupakabra stalking the sexiest female students at M.I.T. and then chasing them with intentions of an unsavoury nature.

"I know it was the chupakabra," said the distraught Wendy Hootly, "because I haven't been near my fiance for days and the only other way I could have gotten pregnant was that the chupakabra....like...it got me when I was sleeping in the dorm or something...."

At this point the buxom college student broke into tears. "If I keep the baby...well....it's likely to be half-chupakabra...and where will I get diapers to fit something like that?..."

Wendy's fiance had no comment other than to say if he sees the cryptozoological freak he will "pound it into the ground...like REEALLY pound it!"

Brad is studying for his bachelor's degree in Grass-Cuttings.

Wendy Hootly CC at http://www.flickr.com/photos/procrasti-nate/106419117/

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