Joe Biden Suggests Congress Should be Armed...but Only the Democrats
In speaking recently in Washington the Vice President, ruminating on the subject of Texas teachers being armed to protect themselves against school shooters, Biden suggested at an after-hours meeting of the President's Council on Anti-Gun legislation, that "congress itself should be allowed to carry personal weapons to protect themselves against assailants, but only the Democrats because the Repuplicans out-number us and that wouldn't be fair to let them have guns too..."
Biden went on to say that "I think the Republicans would quickly stop attacking the President and nit-picking on every little thing he tries to get passed in the House...it would be a well-needed deterent to those Tea-Party people who just won't sit down and shut up. I think a bullet fired across the bow, so to speak, would be just the thing to get some legislation passed."
The White house so far has no comment