Scientists at the University of Nevsky in Nunavick, have discovered a remarkable
property of sexy Tamil girls. They are capable of producing enough energy in the sex
pheromes of their body to run 50-cars for 50 years.
Dr. Lewis Jerry, an energy-expert said:
"We have been extracting pheromes from Tamil girls, the cute ones who wear mini-skirts
and like to dance naked in the moonlight, and a few other types I won't go into here...and
finding that if we put a drop of such pheromes into a car gas tank the car will spring to
life and run for miles and miles, while singing a little Tamil folksong all the way!"
It is truly a great discovery, that Dr. Jerry and his team have found and they hope now
to look into the pheromes of sexy Mallu Aunties to see what they produce that is good
for use in industrial research.