Explosion in Bra Factory Leaves Female Workers Topless
Today an enormous explosion in a bra factory in New Port, Illionois, at 23:32 est, caused all the bras in the factory to blow up including those worn by the female employees.
The manager, Mr. Mark Nippels said: "We don't yet have a cause for the explosion, but we know it was probably done by someone with a great knowledge of how to blow bras right up into the air and off the girls here and off the assembly line and off everything and everywhere there is a bra."
Police say they are taking lots of photos of the scene, including the topless female workers, in order to gather evidence of the strange event and to take home such evidence and explore it more thoughly for any sign of who could have done such a brazen thing.
The topless girls are all very chilly now and wish they could get their bras back as many of them are very busty and have lots of breast to hide!