Funny Thanksgiving Quotes 2012 that brings Smile

Funny Thanksgiving Quotes 2012 that brings Smile

San Francisco : CA : USA | Nov 21, 2012 at 11:23 PM PST
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Thanksgiving Day contitutes turkey, football and parades festivities where families, friends, and loved ones meet one another and indulge in the essence exchanging warm greetings.

Marked as one of the most significant festivals of America, Thanksgiving Day falls on the fourth Thursday in the month of November. A time to rejoice and make merry, this occasion is a family holiday filled with enjoyment and feasting.

Read on for some delightful Thanksgiving funny qoutes to improve the celebrations.

"Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence." ~Erma Bombeck

My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow. ~Rita Rudner

"My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor." ~Phyllis Diller

"We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing." ~George Carlin

Coexistence… what the farmer does with the turkey – until Thanksgiving. ~Mike Connolly

"I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable." ~Todd Barry

May your stuffing be tasty. May your turkey plump, May your potatoes and gravy, have a nary lump. May your yams be delicious, And your pies take the prize, And may your Thanksgiving dinner stay off your thighs. ~Anonymous

You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out. ~Jay Leno

"Thanksgiving is America's national chow-down feast, the one occasion each year when gluttony becomes a patriotic duty." ~Michael Dresser

We gathered together to eat some raw turkey, Cuz Mother forgot you should thaw it out first. The gravy was lumpy and daddy was grumpy. We stifled our laughs til we thought we would burst. ~Mariane Holbrook

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Thanksgiving quotes to live by:

If the only prayer you said in your whole life was, 'thank you', that would suffice. ~Meister Eckhart

Gratitude makes sense of our past, brings peace for today, and creates a vision for tomorrow. ~Melody Beattie

Every breath we draw is a gift of His love, every moment of existence is a grace, for it brings with it immense graces from Him. So, be grateful to recognize the love of God in everything He has given you. ~Thomas Merton

To give thanks in solitude is enough. Thanksgiving has wings and goes where it must go. Your prayer knows much more about it than you do. ~Victor Hugo

Not what we say about our blessings, but how we use them, is the true measure of our thanksgiving. ~WT Purkiser

The President's Pardon Turkey Humor

“We can all be grateful that there will be one less turkey in Washington.” ~President Clinton, 1997

“I’m not going to speak too long, because our guest of honor looks a little nervous. Nobody's told him yet that I'm going to give him a pardon.” - President Bush, 2001, just before pardoning the turkey.

Upon winning the US re-election few weeks ago President Obama said, "They say that life is all about second chances, and this November, I could not agree more," Obama said refering on the turkey pardon to Gobbler during the Thanksgiving Eve 2012 at Rose Garden ceremony.

Obama wished Americans a safe Thanskgiving holiday, "Tomorrow, in the company of friends and loved ones, we will celebrate a uniquely American holiday. And think about just how lucky we are to live in the greatest nation on earth," the president said.

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