Sometimes, a story is just weird on it’s own — and then, you get even more details that really make your head spin and crack you up.
Anyone remember Bam Margera’s now infamous masturbating intruder; the one who woke him out of his sleep with a kiss before having some fun in front of him?
Well, it gets better — it turns out the woman had been living near Bam for a while. How close?
In his old tree house, located right next to his Pennsylvania mansion! And she was there for weeks!
According to Bam, the girl told police she had been living on his property for weeks leading up to her wild bedroom invasion.
Bam tells us … the girl had been camping out in the giant tree fort on his property — the same fort featured as Fast Eddie’s Treetop Casino in an episode of “Viva La Bam.”
On top of that craziness, the girl actually knocked on the door a couple of weeks ago with all of her belongings. When Bam’s mother April answered, she told her that she was there to marry Bam — who by the way, is already married to a woman named Melissa Rothstein and has been since 2007! April tried to get the woman set up in a homeless shelter.
Yeah, that worked out well. She’s still being held with bail set at $50,000.
Oh, gotta love the crazies.