The Poet's Corner: Ode to Wade Michael Page

There once was a guy named Wade Michael Page

Who decided to become a serial killer in a fit of primal rage.

This guy proved to be an absolute dum-dum.

He went to a Sikh temple and thought that they were Muslims.

It's sad that a gun was in the hand of this freak

Because he was the sole reason for a massacre in Oak Creek.

He lived the life of a mediocre man trapped in areas that are suburban.

His lack of knowledge was proven because he killed people for just wearing turbans.

Once again, we have a White supremacist who claimed to know everything,

But this incident proved in reality that he really didn't know anything.

He truly was a racist, and it's proven by this incident.

He shot a cop nine times because he subliminally wanted to shoot 50 Cent.

Then, this goofy Caucasian took the cowardly way out.

Nobody is impressed when someone takes the suicide route.

For the next week, Sikhs were telling everyone that they were not Arabs and the pronunciation sounds like seeks.

However, Mitt Romney did not get the memo with another verbal gaffe by calling them sheiks.

For eternity, Wade Michael Page will never sleep another good night

For somehow finding a way to put Gov. Walker in a good light.

The penalty for bringing misery by disguising racism behind denominations with a steeple

Is that in hell for perpetuity he is surrounded by Black people.