My donut is really pissing me off….
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My donut is really pissing me off….

Los Angeles : CA : USA | Jul 31, 2012 at 6:27 PM PDT
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So as I’m driving up the 101 Freeway today, in typical Los Angeles traffic, this punk teenager is driving his primer black Honda so close behind me, I could see the blooshot whites of his eyes. All the while I’m listening to the news reporting on how, according to Dr. Beatrice Golomb of UC San Diego, that’s not what was making me angry. It was the trans-fat in the donut that I had this morning.

So then my thoughts stray again. It’s not the fact that my clients aren’t paying their bills or that it takes me one hour to get 15 miles in LA traffic. It certainly could not have been the girl in front of me texting with both hands while driving; and not even the guy next to me holding the phone away from his head as he continued his phone call with no concept of the term “hands free.” Apparently, it wasn’t even watching my Facebook stock tank. Nope, it was all about that damn donut I had this morning.

Okay, so now I’m trying to stay up with traffic doing 70 miles per hour in the slow lane but still being a hazard and traffic obstruction, but I accept this theory. I start thinking about how I can change my life, simply by cutting out my trans-fat ladened morning’s chocolate old fashion. Since I really have no idea what else I eat that has trans-fat, nor do I know what trans-fat really is, at least I do know now it’s the damn donut that was raising my blood pressure and causing my ire.

When I finally got off the freeway, I passed by the Winchell's that has been the cause of all of my hostility in life. But wait, there are two police cars parked in front. Are they arresting the owners for angering all of those unsuspecting patrons? Oh, they are coming out with a dozen box. I guess it certainly goes a long way in understanding why police officers keep shooting people, DONUT it?

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Scott-Ross is based in Woodland, California, United States of America, and is a Reporter on Allvoices.
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