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R&B crooner Robin Thicke got into a fender bender with another car when he slammed his Porsche into a parked car last night on Sunset Blvd.
According to the police and TMZ, Robin was leaving the Chateau Marmont when another car cut him off, causing him to slam his black convertible Porsche into a Volkswagon. Robin’s car was pretty banged up, but there were no injuries. A cop eventually gave him a ride home.
I’m going to make a new rule for all people who eventually become celebrities: there needs to be a clause in your contract for immediate driving lessons.