Say what you want about President Obama's birth certificate. And you will. But when GOP nominee-in-waitingreleased his birth certificate in a spasm of dog-whistle signaling and winking to birthers, he may have bitten off just a little bit more than he can chew.
Never mind the fact that both certificates refer to themselves as "Certifications of Live Birth" and that the hardcore Obama is a Kenyan movement said they could NEVER accept a "certificate of live birth" to prove that someone was born where the certificate said he was.
Forget that Romney's certificate says his daddy was born in Mexico. It doesn't matter.
Do you want to know what matters?
Look at the sides of Mitt Romney's "certificate of live birth". What do you see there?
THAT'S RIGHT! It's been VOIDED! If Mitt Romney's birth certificate, or "certificate of live birth" has been VOIDED, that can only mean one thing!
MITT ROMNEY WAS NEVER BORN!
"Hogwash," you say. "Then who is that standing there, his lower jaw moving up and down talking about the trees being the proper height?"
Do you realize you've answered your own question? Would a HUMAN say something so mechanical? Would a HUMAN say he enjoys firing people?
MITT ROMNEY IS A ROBOT! An AUTOMATON!
Is there anything in the Constitution about ROBOTS serving as President? Did our founders consider having an ANDROID sitting in the Executive Office?
"I still think it's hogwash," I can hear you say.
Well, Obama's "certificate of live birth" has been examined under telescopes, microscopes, held up to the foreheads of psychics, rubbed with ointments to make invisible ink appear (if any) and run over by monster truck tires. And NOBODY has been able to disprove the FACT that President Obama was born when he says he was, where he says he was, to whom he says he was.
Can YOU prove that Mitt Romney is NOT a robot? Well?
Submit your proof through the contact form at my regular blog, http://liberalgrouch.com and if it checks out, I will write a strong retraction.