To protect dignitaries is the primary goal of the Secret Service,
But they have been doing things that have some people feeling nervous.
They are placed at a higher standard, so in their pants is where they should keep it.
The Secret Service is not supposed to be looking for service that is secret.
Anything that is done in private will eventually be exposed to the light.
That's what happened when an agent shorted a Colombian prostitute on that fateful night.
This cheap dork should have given her those pesos.
Uh-oh! Now, they are in a situation that can't even be fixed by Maaco.
Then, somebody snitched on the Secret Service doing the same thing in El Salvador.
The moral of this story is to watch for backstabbers whenever you walk through a seedy corridor.
Now, you know that the Secret Service is really failing.
Hey, agent! Pay attention! Stop looking at former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin.
They're supposed to be protecting the President.
However, their ill intent is clearly evident.