Australian farmer Brian Harrington introduces his clad ducks in a catwalk parade,
Nothing new about pastime; he has been at it for thirty years with crazy charades.
Purists would say such events are demeaning to the dignity of domestic ducks,
But at least they are not oven - bound and not in any danger over feather plucks.
This verse based on today's article in the Daily Mail also features a comic video made,