Skooter reporting 04/07/12
A source from London thatannounced that she is pregnant! I got wide-eyed with surprise. Yeah, that’s right Kate Middleton is pregnant with Prince William’s first child. It was , Middleton’s friend who was standing at her side who made the exciting announcement.
It was reported that Beckham encouraged Kate to have a baby as early as possible because “it is one of the best things in the world.”
Everyone was astonished at how fast it happened because Royal insiders believed that Kate would get pregnant within the first year of her marriage to Prince William.
Royal butler, Thomas Hillstrom said that Prince William and Princess Kate spent over fifteen hours in the Royal Wedding Suite. They Royal couple spent a lot of time ‘enjoying’ each other’s company, he said.
Nearly all of England is now thinking that Kate was pregnant at the time of the wedding, but Royal gynecologist, Dr. Fritz Barnwell, said “Kate was not pregnant last Friday, the Queen had requested us to test her to be sure that she was without child. But today Barnwell said, at Prince William’s request, they performed advanced pregnancy tests on her and they can bear out that she is five days pregnant.
If this is the case, the forthcoming child will be the first great-grandchild of Queen Elizabeth and yes sir, she is thrilled to learn that. However,is not so happy. Why is that? Prince Charles before getting onto his private jet in Los Angeles with twenty-five members of his staff said the following quote: “What’s the point of having a baby, when the world is about to burn up. We must all stop using fossil fuels, we must kill all the cows, and we must plant as many trees as possible,” unquote.
In the other hand Princess Kate said that they will continue to enjoy each other’s “company” in the Royal Wedding Suite, even though she has already made Her Majesty happy with her pregnancy. She curtly said, “Prince William is a Royal stud. That’s all I can say.”
For the last ten hours, the happy couple has not been seen outside of the Royal Wedding Suite, but mind you there’s been a lot of moaning coming from…you know where?