Where to start, this topic is big. Actually it is tiny, remember how big computers used to be, a whole room man, ‘ it’s as big as a house’. Even the Silverback Gorilla would be pressed against the wall with this monster of a thing dominating the space. It’s almost like the Gorilla got smart and became Mighty Mouse; same result, smaller hardware. How that’s hard-ware man.
Computers are like your bestest pet or your sweetest boyfriend or girlfriend, you just love them to death; in fact let’s have the marriage ceremony right now, ‘til death do us part’. You’ve seen how hard it is to get a computer-mad freakazoid to part from their hardware, and software, forget it, call 000. You should try faking a massive heart attack on these senseless PC pee-wees, but even that doesn’t work. Don’t make it worse and have them watch ‘Revenge of the Zombies Part 7’ (Part 7, now that’s a lot of Zombies). Yes, computers can be a zombie-making apparatus.
Next they’ll be making the ultra super-computer where you shit, shave and shower; work, rest and play, all in one place; what is this ‘virtual Big Brother’. Relationships will be out the door as your boyfriend or girlfriend, husband and wife will get the ‘get lost, comeback’ treatment, whereas your love machine of computer is always there and won’t runaway, a perfect bitch or loverboy.
Whatever you do, don’t make a fine-looking and acting male and female robot; love addiction will be taken to a whole new level. I know they say think outside the square you live in, but as far as I’m concerned, if it’s out of a male or female robot or a square PC (you see) screen, give me the square man, no not a Rubix cube; I love computers, but not that much…‘Mummy, Daddy, where are you? The robot is trying to kiss me’.