Finders of Bigfoot Ready to Present Evidence

Bigfoot remains a part of American folklore. Every few months someone claims to have found visual image of his existence only for it to turn out to be another hoax.

But Rick Dyer and Matthew Whitton are confident enough about their find to hold a formal conference later today to share it. They say they have DNA evidence and photographs of a dead specimen they discovered they discovered in a remote swath of woods in Northern Georgia. They also insist they spotted three other specimens in the woods as they dragged the dead specimen away. They have already provided a photograph of said creature lying twisted in a freezer with its intestines protruding. Some have speculated its just a gorilla or an old rug.

Dyer and Whitton are not deterred by the skepticism. The carcass of their find remains in an undisclosed freezer out in Atlanta but a video and DNA are promised soon. Both are also committed to capturing a live specimen for the world to see.