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Breaking News: Women Want to See Obama Naked
Posted by: syed ghazanfer ali shah bukhari

Newport :: WA :: USA | updated 2012-01-15 01:41:38 -0800 | funny-news

Single voters have spoken, and the presidential candidate they most want to see naked is -- drum roll, please -- Barack Obama.And, in what is surely a more competitive race, the most visually unpleasant White House hopeful -- Ron Paul....
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Posted by: muhammadshahjehankhan

Seattle :: WA :: USA | updated 2012-11-01 23:13:24 -0700 | funny-news

Quotes from stupid These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world."The effects are fleeting and lingering..." - Overheard in a hallway "In Managua, people are cheering in the streets, which are deserted." - CBS reporter during the solar...
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Breaking News: Kids Perspective: What Does Love Mean??
Posted by: marysteven

White Center :: WA :: USA | updated 2012-07-27 11:04:44 -0700 | funny-news

A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, "What does love mean?" The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think:"When my grandmother got...
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Posted by: marysteven

White Center :: WA :: USA | updated 2012-07-27 10:48:31 -0700 | funny-news

Here is a small collection of humorous Christmas quotes to add a smile to your face,hope you like them! 1."The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband." (Joan Rivers) 2."That's the...
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Breaking News: O'Bra-Me Paints the White House Pinky (ADULT CONTENT)
Posted by: Kaz Stevens

White Center :: WA :: USA | updated 2012-11-01 22:55:35 -0700 | funny-news

President Barakgay O'Bra-Me, has finally 'come out of the closet', and made a public declaration, that despite being seen to be married, he is in fact gay. However, it has also transpired that Michelle O'Bra-Me, is really Michael O'Bra-He, and...
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Breaking News: Most Homoerotic Politicians photo collection
Posted by: shikhac1945

Seattle :: WA :: USA | updated 2011-11-22 00:25:57 -0800 | funny-news

Politicians used to meet with each other and to offer greetings make hugs and kissings also but Photos taken in some situation makes them more funny to look.Some Homoerotic Politicians photo collection shows some funniest moments. Watch those Most Homoerotic...
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Breaking News: Hiker shoots himself in the butt
Posted by: Pijush Mitra

Chelan :: WA :: USA | updated 2012-07-28 00:51:09 -0700 | funny-news

Darrel Elam, 52, a hiker accidentally shot himself in the bum after putting a handgun in his back pocket. The accident happened on Blewett Pass. According to the Chelan County sheriff's office, the man from Washington’s Snohomish country had moved...
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Posted by: marysteven

White Center :: WA :: USA | updated 2012-11-02 04:26:39 -0700 | funny-news

Funny EINSTEIN quotes 1. Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. 2. Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. 3. A table, a chair, a bowl of fruit and a violin - what else...
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Posted by: AceofHearts

Spanaway :: WA :: USA | updated 2011-05-28 21:30:58 -0700 | funny-news

OK so how taffy can save the world. Strange subject, I know, but it is sort of reasonable. So when the icecaps melt all we have to do is collect all the salt water and make salt water taffy! It’s...
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Posted by: AceofHearts

Spanaway :: WA :: USA | updated 2011-05-28 21:30:58 -0700 | funny-news

A page to destroy This page is to be destroyed by you. To doodle on in class or pass as a note. But before you start to destroy this please read it for what takes me 25 minutes to write...
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Posted by: AceofHearts

Spanaway :: WA :: USA | updated 2011-05-28 21:30:58 -0700 | funny-news

An epidemic has come to us ladies and gentlemen. It’s an apocalypse of Old Nerds. You think, impossible, but how innocent your minds are? They may be in your neighborhood, your basement, or even your neighbors’ basement. They hide in...
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Breaking News: Police Said that an Argument Over Butter Got Nasty
Posted by: Miriam Slozberg

Waterville :: WA :: USA | updated 2012-02-07 19:47:28 -0800 | funny-news

Who would believe that an argument over whether to use butter or margarine would turn out to be violent? It can and it did happen several weeks ago. A brother and sister began to argue over whether to use margarine...
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Posted by: Tayler Nethery

Seattle :: WA :: USA | updated 2011-09-07 22:27:51 -0700 | funny-news

Lately, some high-profile women are acting like mean girls. Is the fault theirs or ours? What happens to mean girls when they grow up? Judging by some recent examples, they become CEOs, politicians, or reality-TV-show stars. Let’s start with Carly...
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