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Breaking News: My Wife Should Have Been A Doctor (limerick)
 
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-09-28 08:35:59 -0700 | funny-news

I told wife I’m feeling quite queer I keep hearing ringing in ear Wife told me before She told me once more It’s just the front door bell my dear
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Breaking News: Amy Schumer skewers advertisers at StandUp Live
 
Posted by: BKGlaser

New York City :: NY :: USA | updated 2013-09-30 15:49:42 -0700 | funny-news

“Is there something better for a comedian to warm up to… than two rich white guys congratulating each other?” That’s how headliner Amy Schumer reacted to her introduction from Advertising Week head Matt Scheckner and Andrew Capone of NCC Media,...
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Breaking News: The Gift That Keeps On Giving (limerick)
 
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-09-25 14:45:46 -0700 | funny-news

I asked girlfriend how this could be That her dog must pee upon me It seems that her Joy Whose habits annoy A gift of ex-boyfriend was he
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Breaking News: Judgment Of Dread (limerick)
 
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-09-24 14:17:28 -0700 | funny-news

I felt bitter judgment of dread The weight of cruel ax overhead From heaven I’m cut Through hells I must strut ‘cause I forgot what wife had said
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Posted by: hook3mitten

Benson :: AZ :: USA | updated 2013-09-30 18:03:23 -0700 | funny-news

brown recluse spider ownership is an adventure with countless rewards. It is naturally a lot of work as well. brown recluse spider owners need to know of the responsibilities that come with having a feline. Here you'll see exactly what...
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Breaking News: The Plain Bane That Kept Me Sane (limerick)
 
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-09-23 13:48:07 -0700 | funny-news

At bar I was asked to explain Why wife didn’t drive me insane For each thing she pleaded I met and exceeded (But) for this task we needed a brain
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Breaking News: Scientists Discover Source Of Earthquake (limerick)
 
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-09-22 16:10:58 -0700 | funny-news

The secret behind an earthquake And reason the city will shake The changes in scenes As the world careens Is caused by the beans that I bake
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Breaking News: Remember That Teacher You Fell In Love With (limerick)
 
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-09-21 20:11:58 -0700 | funny-news

For beauty of teacher I drooled The heart of this student she ruled Each time she walked by What skies I would fly I miss those days I was home schooled
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Breaking News: Hoorah For Blah Blah (limerick)
 
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-09-21 18:50:03 -0700 | funny-news

Her husband had so much to say His mouth would just blah blah all day But wife didn’t weep For blessing she’d reap His blah blah would keep pests away
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Breaking News: When Words Lose Their Meaning (limerick)
 
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-09-21 19:00:27 -0700 | funny-news

When he took this girl by the hand He entered a world oh so grand His words would soon show Why he needs her so Speak English I no understand
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Breaking News: The Terror Of Dad's Ghost (limerick)
 
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-09-18 16:04:56 -0700 | funny-news

The sight of dad’s ghost didn’t scare That wasn’t the cause of raised hair What caused us to grieve In horror to heave Where farts that he’d leave everywhere
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Breaking News: DNA Concentration
 
Posted by: seafur68

Unknown :: Unknown | updated 2013-09-30 18:03:21 -0700 | funny-news

DNA nutrition is scientifically examined and located for being related. You can now have specific diet dependant on your DNA. A group of scientists have labored for 14 years on this vision. It's resulted in a miraculous scientific breakthrough. With...
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Posted by: seafur68

Ardentown :: DE :: USA | updated 2013-09-30 18:03:21 -0700 | funny-news

DNA diet is scientifically tested and found for being suitable. You can now have precise nutrition based upon your DNA. A group of experts have labored for 14 decades on this vision. It's resulted in a miraculous scientific breakthrough. With...
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Breaking News: Honey I Cooked A Surprise For You (limerick)
 
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-09-17 14:44:31 -0700 | funny-news

The reason the husband was spurned Was not for the dinner he burned Oh food played a roll In wife’s tortured soul When ashes the whole house he turned
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Breaking News: What's in a name?
 
Posted by: Scott-Ross

Honolulu :: HI :: USA | updated 2013-09-16 11:11:06 -0700 | funny-news

Janice Keihanaikukauakahihuliheekahaunaele, nee Worth, is a native New Yorker married to and converted to Hawaiian by her, now deceased, husband. Apparently Ms. “K” as I will call her, was stopped by local law enforcement and forced to suffer the humiliation...
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