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Breaking News: Was Obama Skeet Shooting Photoshopped?
Posted by: Cyberiante

Atlanta :: GA :: USA | updated 2013-02-10 23:50:36 -0800 | funny-news

It turns out that the picture of President Obama shooting a shotgun at Camp David was NOT photoshopped. After serious investigation, we have determined that the picture is real, for two reasons. One, it had a big, bold heading embedded...
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Breaking News: If you want to help the Postal Service survive, write more letters
Posted by: Punditty SelectMedia

Santa Cruz :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-02-09 07:08:08 -0800 | funny-news

Feb. 6, 2013 Hearing of the United States Postal Service’s plans to end Saturday mail delivery has me in a bit of a melancholy mood, reflecting on what used to be. Ah, the good ol' days. Getting the mail, or...
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Posted by: lbergman

Rockland :: MA :: USA | updated 2013-02-06 18:13:37 -0800 | funny-news

Sure, we all like takeout...but in my home ordering takeout is more stressful than say...buying a car. I'm easy ordering from a takeout menu, I see what I like and order it. However, my wife has never just ordered what's...
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Posted by: rsa76

Washington :: DC :: USA | updated 2013-03-03 13:18:24 -0800 | funny-news

The U.S. remains the leader in space exploration and the task to land people on Mars. "Ten years ago, seven brave astronauts have lost their lives in the name of research. We also remember the dead crew of the ship"...
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Breaking News: Why I Keep My Wife High On A Pedestal (limerick)
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-02-01 18:44:49 -0800 | funny-news

Up high on a pedestal she And there wife and goddess would be As heaven she’d bless My love I’d profess And sights up her dress called to me
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Breaking News: 7 Reasons Why Valentine's Day Sucks
Posted by: ryangeneral

New York City :: NY :: USA | updated 2013-04-02 12:26:11 -0700 | funny-news

It’s that horrible time of the year once again. The so-called “love month” is upon us and I’m sure, most of you lovers out there are already planning how to spend this year’s Valentine’s Day. Come February 14th, reservations from...
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Breaking News: Words From A Valentine Rose (limerick)
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-02-03 02:45:56 -0800 | funny-news

So florid the words which she chose When I gave my Valentine rose Her verse had such power That angels did cower As bee in the flower stung nose
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Breaking News: The Kiss (limerick)
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-01-29 00:06:31 -0800 | funny-news

A kiss from this Miss made room spin Some say I awoke with a grin For somehow she missed The point of my gist And kiss of her fist blessed my chin
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Posted by: atifji75

Palmetto Bay :: FL :: USA | updated 2013-01-30 10:44:41 -0800 | funny-news

PALMETTO, Fla: Video: Special Tribute For Reporter Linda Carson By A Goat. Reporters face many experiences in their reporting life. But Linda Carson, a reporter of WWSB-TV, faced an interesting experience which made her famous around the globe. She was...
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Breaking News: You Should Go Before You Read (limerick)
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-01-29 03:51:04 -0800 | funny-news

My son always came in first place Here no one alive could outpace To weeps of Oh boy This gift he’d employ Whenever for toilet he’d race
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Posted by: fibonnaci

Washington :: DC :: USA | updated 2013-01-26 14:33:05 -0800 | funny-news

Is Hillory Clinton Lip-Syncing her Testimony on Libya? Beyonce did it. Now Hillary may be doing it. In today's testimony before the Senate Hearings on Libya, Clinton can be seen talking but she may only be lip-syncing her answers to...
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Breaking News: A Valentine Or An Idea (limerick)
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-01-23 06:09:44 -0800 | funny-news

I took my wife out for a treat And all of her friends said how sweet What they didn’t know My reason for show At home there was no food to eat
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Posted by: KevinRaposo

Boston :: MA :: USA | updated 2013-01-17 08:35:45 -0800 | funny-news

Criminals never want you to be home when they strike (it makes their job harder, after all). But they aren't always the brightest bulbs in the chandelier, and break-ins turn into messy standoffs more often than you might expect. According...
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Breaking News: What’s next for Alex Jones? Hosting 'Conspiracy Jeopardy!' just one possibility
Posted by: Punditty SelectMedia

Santa Cruz :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-01-19 11:09:06 -0800 | funny-news

Now that Alex Jones has conquered notorious New World Order “hatchet man” and shameless “redcoat” Piers Morgan with a combination of bombastic wordplay and an almost passable British accent, the whole world is wondering the same thing: What’s next for...
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Posted by: Adrian Holman

Joliet :: IL :: USA | updated 2013-01-06 04:51:13 -0800 | funny-news

What in the world are rock puppets? Actually, this video skit was based upon a conversation I overheard about 15 years ago. A guy was asking his co-worker if he wanted to buy or if he knew someone that was...
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