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Breaking News: A Ring For My Love (limerick)
   
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2014-02-03 09:05:23 -0800 | funny-news

Twas clear I was in lover’s throws I loved her from head down to toes For this Joy of spring I’d do anything I even bought ring for my nose
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Breaking News: Lock & load, America, belligerent turkeys make fine Thanksgiving dining
   
Posted by: Barry Ellsworth

Boston :: MA :: USA | updated 2014-04-11 14:28:56 -0700 | funny-news

Reading about how wild turkeys are menacing populated areas and aggressively threatening people, I can only think one thing: “It’s the United States of America, for God’s sake, whip out a gun and blast the bothersome buggers.” Like George Zimmerman,...
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Breaking News: The Secret To My Hot Moves (limerick)
   
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-12-18 00:03:49 -0800 | funny-news

It wasn’t the winds of romance Which ignited flare of my dance Or some magic trance From her silken glance But darn stinkin’ ants in my pants
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Breaking News: Beware Of Hero With Flare (limerick)
   
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-11-17 18:36:30 -0800 | funny-news

The people would cheer and would shout For their super hero reared clout For those who had gripe At those who would swipe He farted to wipe evil out
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Breaking News: What's The Meaning Of This (limerick)
   
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-11-16 05:12:35 -0800 | funny-news

When I said that I was the best My wife put my boasting to test She wanted to see How wrong I could be So in old dog she did invest
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Posted by: rsa76

Missoula :: MT :: USA | updated 2014-01-01 22:25:36 -0800 | funny-news

MISSOULA, Montana, USA - Anders Brynn Nicollette was born just in time. The small Nicollette was born on Tuesday at 12.15 local medical center in Missoula, Montana, which means he was born on 11-12-13 at 14:15 according to the U.S....
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Breaking News: The Beauty Who Made Me See Stars (limerick)
   
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-11-15 23:09:46 -0800 | funny-news

It wasn’t cute girl sitting there That brought on the stars in the air Or dreams I begat At what I stared at It was how wife’s bat parted hair
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Breaking News: You Call This A Song Bird (limerick)
   
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-11-14 14:14:13 -0800 | funny-news

I bought my dear wife a song bird But soon all my anger was stirred To store we did go The salesman to show That bird didn’t know single word
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Breaking News: I Loved My Wife This Much (limerick)
   
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-11-13 22:52:26 -0800 | funny-news

There’s nothing that I wouldn’t do To make all wife’s wishes come true Then words which she said Would fill me with dread And tombstone on head came in view
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Posted by: Bangalore P

Washington :: DC :: USA | updated 2013-11-12 21:01:33 -0800 | funny-news

Yeap, you have heard it right. The fabled Iranian space monkey has landed in Afghanistan with sensitive space-related documentation... Read the full story here..
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Breaking News: My Glory Truly Grew (limerick)
   
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-11-13 22:57:04 -0800 | funny-news

About me the people would say That they had thrown my mold away In glories they’d stack Some info they’d lack That mold all grew back anyway
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Breaking News: Sex In The A T & T (limerick)
   
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-11-11 13:51:21 -0800 | funny-news

When wife sent nude pictures to me I called her back so angrily My mind may be lumber But this wouldn’t slumber She called the wrong number you see
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Breaking News: The Advantages Of Cutting The Grass (limerick)
   
Posted by: Martin Kloess

San Francisco :: CA :: USA | updated 2013-11-10 16:09:45 -0800 | funny-news

When dad finally mowed the lawn A light long forgotten went on The world shouldn’t miss Excitement like this When he found where his car had gone
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Breaking News: Imitation, love it
   
Posted by: tranquangloi

Las Vegas :: NV :: USA | updated 2013-11-09 16:19:48 -0800 | funny-news

One man in America was won by implanting breast pocket in 1996, but he likes fake breasts that refused to remove them. According to the Daily Mail, Mr Brian Zembic (pictured), a gambler in Las Vegas has brought accept fake...
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Breaking News: NRA head leaves to run Palin campaign, Crazy Canuck to take over (Satire)
   
Posted by: Barry Ellsworth SelectMedia

Fairfax :: VA :: USA | updated 2013-11-11 05:08:15 -0800 | funny-news

Wayne LaPierre announced Saturday that he is leaving his post as vice president and spokesman of the National Rifle Association, but he has found the perfect replacement – crack-smoking, binge-drinking Toronto Mayor Rob Ford. Meanwhile, LaPierre will assume the position...
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