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Breaking News: Big Bird to nest in White House?
Posted by: Harry Heyoka

Portland :: OR :: USA | updated 2012-10-12 09:36:34 -0700 | funny-news

Avian icon announces write-in campaign, denies flip-flopping. Dragged kicking and squawking into presidential politics by last week's alleged Obama-Romney debate, the Public Broadcasting System's Sesame Street icon has since caught the public eye in a Satuday Night Live television...
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Posted by: nazish7

Portland :: OR :: USA | updated 2012-07-27 13:15:19 -0700 | funny-news

A bundle of joy. 5-month-old baby having fun with his dad in a most amazing way.Baby Leopold,24 pounds of absolute adorable roly poly baby chunk,standing straight rather said balancing himself on his hand. It's so incredible that even his mom...
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Breaking News: Mustache film festival to be held in Maine
Posted by: sanabukhari

Portland :: OR :: USA | updated 2012-04-07 09:42:51 -0700 | funny-news

PORTLAND, Maine: Move over, Cannes. Maine will be arena host to its first-ever all-embracing mustache blur festival, allotment of its anniversary celebration that celebrates the barbate facial hair. The anniversary set for March 30 in Portland will affection abbreviate films...
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Posted by: Donhubbyho

Portland :: OR :: USA | updated 2012-01-30 09:29:35 -0800 | funny-news

Just when you think that everything is going along so smoothly in life you hit a gigantazoid bump in the middle of the road. One that makes you wonder why, how could this (or that), this isn’t possible in the...
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Breaking News: Man broke into home to watch TV
Posted by: Surya Gaire

Portland :: OR :: USA | updated 2012-07-26 02:10:09 -0700 | funny-news

A U.S man based on Oregon has been arrested for breaking into a house in Portland to watch television. A burglar is identified as Jason Leon Bastrom who has been charged with illegal infringe. Oregon police said that Jason entered...
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Breaking News: Pieces of UARS hurt no one ...
Posted by: Harry Heyoka

Portland :: OR :: USA | updated 2012-04-11 10:51:33 -0700 | funny-news

but satellite-sized buses kill hundreds every year. Helen Gone, Oregon. The bus-sized Upper Atmosphere Research Satellite (UARS), whose deteriorating orbit inspired sensationalist reporting around the world, fell into the Pacific Ocean on Saturday. No one was hurt, and no tsunami...
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Breaking News: 50-million-geezer march on Washington
Posted by: Harry Heyoka

Portland :: OR :: USA | updated 2012-04-11 12:31:24 -0700 | funny-news

wheel chairs and walkers to surround Capitol Hill Helen Gone, Oregon. Folks here are a peaceable lot, most of the time. Some of those in town don't even own guns. Lately, though, the sounds of whetstones on steel and threats...
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Breaking News: safe Gulf shrimp diet: 29 kilos per day
Posted by: Harry Heyoka

Portland :: OR :: USA | updated 2012-04-11 11:36:33 -0700 | funny-news

The US Food and Drug Administration (FDA) is assuring the public that seafood from the Gulf of Mexico is perfectly safe to eat, despite last year's massive oil spill. According to the McClatchy-Tribune news service, FDA spokesman Robert Dickey said...
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Breaking News: Burning Korans in Goonsville, Bibles in Helen Gone
Posted by: Harry Heyoka

Portland :: OR :: USA | updated 2012-04-11 11:05:55 -0700 | funny-news

Helen Gone, Oregon. News of a planned Koran burning in Floriday on September 11 has sparked a similar effort in rural Oregon. A local coven of fundamentalist pagans has announced that their winter solstice bonfire will be fueled with a...
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