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Breaking News: Black Friday, 'a day that will live in infamy' for sales clerks, shoppers
 
Posted by: Barry Ellsworth SelectMedia

New York City :: NY :: USA | updated 2013-11-29 19:46:46 -0800 | funny-news

When I was introduced to the term Black Friday, I thought it was a day set aside to honor African Americans. My wife, who dwells in the murky world of retail, soon set me straight. I believe the term she...
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Breaking News: What would Don Draper think of millennial men?
 
Posted by: BKGlaser

New York City :: NY :: USA | updated 2013-10-03 11:39:23 -0700 | funny-news

Don Draper is sick of this. Pete Campbell and the others have been in his office for 20 minutes, ranting about this “new kind of man.” 18-34 years old. Wears bespoke tailored Topman blazers with $200 sneakers. Puts product in...
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Breaking News: Sex and the elderly: ‘Not in the armpit, please, it gives a rash'
 
Posted by: Barry Ellsworth SelectMedia

New York City :: NY :: USA | updated 2014-02-19 11:42:17 -0800 | funny-news

A federally funded study published in the New England Journal of Medicine found that oldsters are imitating youngsters and going at sex with renewed vigor, NBC News reported recently. There are lots of scientific theories why this is true. But...
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Breaking News: 'Frosty the Snowman' joins Jesus and Santa as black men (Satire)
 
Posted by: Barry Ellsworth

New York City :: NY :: USA | updated 2013-12-29 11:05:38 -0800 | funny-news

News flash from the politically correct Bloomberg Press: ‘Frosty the Snowman Is Black!’ “Frosty the snowman has joined such prominent figures as Santa Claus and Jesus with the revelation that he is black,” Michael Bloomberg himself reported at a news...
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Breaking News: How to get a job: Be this guy
 
Posted by: SF Thunder

New York City :: NY :: USA | updated 2013-07-22 18:11:59 -0700 | funny-news

My company received an application from its next star hire today. His application needed neither cover letter nor resume nor even punctuation -- just one simple attachment (SHOWSHOWSHOW.jpg) to convince us that we need the benefit of his invaluable skills:...
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Breaking News: Top 10 retirement suggestions for Mayor Bloomberg (Humor)
 
Posted by: MichaelBalton

New York City :: NY :: USA | updated 2013-09-30 18:03:20 -0700 | funny-news

New York City - Michael Bloomberg is just weeks away from being forced out of office by an angry mob. (At least that’s the way most envision his departure.) The mayor’s forthcoming departure raises the question: What’s Mad Mike going...
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Breaking News: Letterman-style top 10 US state jokes
 
Posted by: Barry Ellsworth

New York City :: NY :: USA | updated 2014-04-11 14:27:26 -0700 | funny-news

Everybody loves a good joke, except maybe members of the Taliban. But jokes vary from country to country – what is funny in Finland may not be witty in Wisconsin. And speaking of the state known for its cheese, some...
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Breaking News: Brrrrr! It's so cold tea party members froze their bags
 
Posted by: Barry Ellsworth SelectMedia

New York City :: NY :: USA | updated 2014-01-23 10:41:16 -0800 | funny-news

Just how cold is it in the polar vortex that is America? Try the top 25 Letterman-type list. 1. It’s so cold it could freeze the nuts off a steel girder. 2. It is so cold my mother-in-law’s heart thawed...
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Breaking News: DEAR HUNTER....  a little letter from your friendly neighborhood Deer.
 
Posted by: tinadelishspeaksout

Rochester :: NY :: USA | updated 2013-10-30 22:49:08 -0700 | funny-news

Dear Hunter, I know that it is your tribal passage to come into my home and set up shop in the trees above me. May I suggest a few things before our game of hide and seek takes place and...
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Breaking News: How small a man is Anthony Weiner?
 
Posted by: Nathan Salant SelectMedia

New York City :: NY :: USA | updated 2013-09-30 16:07:08 -0700 | funny-news

For a guy so proud of his natural endowment that he's willing to risk a life of accomplishment to broadcast pictures of his "equipment" to women he doesn't know, former US congressman Anthony Weiner is shrinking in stature by the...
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Breaking News: Weird stories of hubby pushed off cliff, Weir's divorce, Christie's bridge
 
Posted by: Barry Ellsworth

New York City :: NY :: USA | updated 2014-03-24 14:52:33 -0700 | funny-news

If you are like me, you are growing tired of reading about a missing plane and the second installment of the Charge of the Light Brigade in Crimea, but with Ukrainians and Russians involved this time. These are tragic and...
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Breaking News: Trump is all sizzle, no steak
 
Posted by: jmark

New York City :: NY :: USA | updated 2014-04-15 23:19:59 -0700 | funny-news

As the talk about the 2016 candidates increases, the vultures over at “Fox and Friends” were having a hell of a good time turning over rocks for their contenders, one of them being Donald Trump. He referred to his podium...
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Breaking News: The best free food at Advertising Week 2013
 
Posted by: BKGlaser

New York City :: NY :: USA | updated 2013-09-30 15:53:51 -0700 | funny-news

Advertising Week is a special time for leaders of the industry to come together, look to the future, celebrate the transcendent storytelling of their work… and stuff their faces. The days of free stationery and pens might be over (who...
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Posted by: Bangalore P

New York City :: NY :: USA | updated 2013-08-27 22:26:42 -0700 | funny-news

In a shockingly disgusting and vile development, a man from a town in UP was arrested by UP cops after he demanded 50000 Facebook likes from his fiancé’s family... Read the full story here
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Breaking News: NASA investigates arrival of huge alien motherships
 
Posted by: Anne Sewell

New York City :: NY :: USA | updated 2014-04-02 10:39:28 -0700 | funny-news

Those concerned about global warming/climate change or the creeping possibility of World War III, worry no more. A solution has arrived in the form of huge, alien motherships, which are currently hovering over every major city worldwide. April 1, 2014...
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