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New In-flight Meals It was mealtime during a very long flight. 'Would you like dinner?' the flight attendant asked the man seated in the front row. 'What are my meal choices?' the man asked. 'Yes or no,' she replied. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~...

Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can...

Palin takes digs at Fey, Couric Sarah Palin is credited with making Tina Fey a world-wide star and boosting Katie Couric's ratings at CBS. During her 5 minutes of fame when that farce Eva Braun Palin made a joke of...

This is a very witty E-mail that has been going around and I thought you should see it! In a few short days, an African American man will move from his private residence into a much larger and infinitely more...

Hope the week goes well for you!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Well Trained A man and an attractive woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment, they...

Photos of Bush the lamest Duck ever Look at number 11! I have to laugh! I was going through my own pictures. I went through a hundred of them and he looks like a damn clown in every one. The...

Uncle Jay explains 2008 welcomes in 2009!

You can bet that in a year when an Ohio plumber became more famous than the Dalai Lama, a hockey mom from Alaska came within a heartbeat of the White House, gas hit $4 a gallon, and rich automakers begged...