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Breaking News: Art You Can Laugh At Returns to Ready Coffee's ORNOT Gallery October 2
Posted by: KurmanNews

Chicago :: IL :: USA | updated 2013-09-30 11:01:32 -0700 | funny-news

Back by overwhelming demand, Art You Can Laugh At returns to Ready Coffee's ORNOT Gallery (1562 N. Milwaukee Avenue, Chicago, 773-360-7041) 7 p.m. Wednesday, October 2. Hosted by resident comedian Nathyn Gibson the complimentary show will feature performances by comics...
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Posted by: rsa76

Chicago :: IL :: USA | updated 2013-08-20 15:55:06 -0700 | funny-news

The mayor of Chicago, Rahm Emanuel, will dive into the icy waters of Lake Michigan during the next winter along with other personalities in fulfillment of a promise made to the school in the city, reported the Mayor. Emanuel challenged...
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Posted by: Adrian Holman

Joliet :: IL :: USA | updated 2013-08-08 21:02:18 -0700 | funny-news

-- Look at this from a logical perspective. If heterosexuals are called straight, then homosexuals must be crooked. -- Chex Mix has a brand called "Muddy Buddies." (No punchline needed). Q: What is the LGBT's favorite football team? A: Everyone...
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Illiopolis :: IL :: USA | updated 2013-05-23 23:29:25 -0700 | funny-news

The authorities of the U.S. state of Illinois have found a dead peacock in the garage of one of the residents of the city Rosella David Beckmann. The police assumes that the host birds brutally abused pet, raped and then...
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Posted by: Adrian Holman

Chicago :: IL :: USA | updated 2013-03-22 00:10:00 -0700 | funny-news

This year's Tournament of Bad bracket was announced yesterday afternoon on the radio on WSCR-AM Chicago on the Boers and Bernstein show. The Tournament of Bad is an annual tournament to determine what was the worst event over the past...
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Breaking News: Now's the time to stop gossiping (Video)
Posted by: Phyllis L. Smith Asinyanbi

Chicago :: IL :: USA | updated 2013-03-20 00:30:37 -0700 | funny-news

Now's the time to stop gossiping, and if you're a gossip addict, there's help available. defines gossip as "idle talk or rumor, especially about the personal or private affairs of others." Why do some love to gossip? Busybodies, nosy...
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Posted by: Adrian Holman

Joliet :: IL :: USA | updated 2013-01-06 04:51:13 -0800 | funny-news

What in the world are rock puppets? Actually, this video skit was based upon a conversation I overheard about 15 years ago. A guy was asking his co-worker if he wanted to buy or if he knew someone that was...
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Posted by: fibonnaci

De Pue :: IL :: USA | updated 2012-12-25 06:15:18 -0800 | funny-news

Explosion in Bra Factory Leaves Female Workers Topless Today an enormous explosion in a bra factory in New Port, Illionois, at 23:32 est, caused all the bras in the factory to blow up including those worn by the female employees....
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Breaking News: Meeting Amitabh Bachchan: India's Film Superstar
Posted by: joycesingha

Skokie :: IL :: USA | updated 2013-03-10 21:58:45 -0700 | funny-news

Here we were in school, a bunch of giddy schoolgirls hell bent on meeting the reigning cine superstar. The giddiness, the madness, the pure excitement of doing so drove us into a complete frenzy. We had heard Amitabh Bachchan was...
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Breaking News: Iranian news agency falls for Obama-Ahmadinejad spoof story
Posted by: Nina Rai

Chicago :: IL :: USA | updated 2012-11-28 20:41:18 -0800 | funny-news

Report By: Nina Rai Chicago, 29 Sept., 2012 Amidst the heightening tensions between arch rivals Iran and Israel, with U.S being a valuable ally of the latter, comes a piece of news to lighten up the atmosphere, a bit. An...
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Posted by: Adrian Holman

Chicago :: IL :: USA | updated 2012-07-27 23:01:23 -0700 | funny-news

Chicago radio station WSCR on 670 AM is once again doing the Tournament of Bad. It's set up in a tournament bracket format of what people view as being bad. Listeners e-mailed their requests in and the best 68 were...
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Breaking News: Hilarious Attempted Theft From Carbondale Illinois College Bar
Posted by: Caitlin Tadlock

Carbondale :: IL :: USA | updated 2012-07-27 06:37:46 -0700 | funny-news

A man tried to steal a television from the popular college bar, Hangar 9 in Carbondale, Illinois this week, and failed. The YouTube video shows a man dangling outside on the smoking garden from an older boxy television and then...
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Breaking News: A fitting and hilarious new BOA logo that hits the truth on the head.
Posted by: joshuahamilton

Chicago :: IL :: USA | updated 2011-09-25 07:45:32 -0700 | funny-news

I had this sent to me by fax along with a letter about Bank of America and their underhanded dealings. I'll just go ahead and leave this in the senders words, it'll be easier that way. The way they apparently...
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Posted by: imranulhaq

Glen Carbon :: IL :: USA | updated 2012-07-15 01:47:17 -0700 | funny-news

A Friday hearing was pushed off in a 2010 class action brought by tenants against owners of two apartment complexes in Maryville and Glen Carbon over security deposit interest.Lead plaintiffs Charese Shadwick and Mike McBride propose to lead a multi-tiered...
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Breaking News: YOUTUBE Video Promotion: Google, Suits, Dogs & Coneys
Posted by: manilatop10

Chicago :: IL :: USA | updated 2012-11-02 07:55:20 -0700 | funny-news

Is Youtube going to be a part of your Break-OUT 2011? TOM's SHOW is just yet another example of what is possible online! I think I'd like a dog too, but a Hot Dog, no, a Coney would go down...
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