@ Irishmen in a Pub
Posted by: acknchip
Phoenix :: AZ :: USA | updated 2013-03-22 09:05:07 -0700 | funny-news
Two Irish lads, sitting in the pub, took notice of each other. The one, called the other over for a pint. "Well, said the one, you look very familiar. May I ask where ya from? "Shannon, replied the other man."...
It’s a small world after all
Posted by: Scott-Ross
Tucson :: AZ :: USA | updated 2012-08-09 05:25:41 -0700 | funny-news
Jared Loughner took a plea agreement today in Arizona, to spend the rest of his life in jail. Which, under the federal rules, he will. Quite frankly, I say good riddance. But as Loughner’s defense lawyer stood by, it was...
Japanese Used Cars
Posted by: annhanks5
Phoenix :: AZ :: USA | updated 2012-04-21 00:33:14 -0700 | funny-news
You can purchase Used Cars of great condition at affordable rates. There are some checks you need to make while you buy a Used Car so that your cheap deal does not become a costly affair in the long run....
Revenge of the Yogurt
Posted by: RobertWeller991
Yuma :: AZ :: USA | updated 2012-11-02 01:34:03 -0700 | funny-news
I felt like that I had fallen asleep in the blazing Yuma heat with my head next to the drive-in theater speaker, and awakened with Godzilla staring me in the face. I could hear something from the TV in the...
Both City Limits Signs are on the Same Post.
Posted by: redshadow
Phoenix :: AZ :: USA | updated 2012-04-03 19:17:56 -0700 | funny-news
Both city limits signs are on the same postA 100 meter race is ten times around the town.The jail is called amoeba. it only has one cellOne raindrop in town causes a floodMcDonalds only has one Golden ArchIf you eat...
"Outdoor Cooking" by Barbie Cue and Other Summer Reading
Posted by: redshadow
Phoenix :: AZ :: USA | updated 2012-04-03 19:18:10 -0700 | funny-news
CLASSIC BOOKS AND AUTHORS "Eating Disorders" by Anna Rexia"I Lost My Balance" by Eileen Dover and Phil Down"Outdoor Cooking" by Barbie Cue"Raising Mosquitos" by I. Itch"Desert Crossing" by I. Rhoda Camel"Heart Surgery" by Angie O'Plasty"20 Yards to the Bathroom/WC" by...
Why English is hard to Learn
Posted by: redshadow
Phoenix :: AZ :: USA | updated 2012-04-03 19:18:25 -0700 | funny-news
I live to go to live music concerts.A seamstress was a dress sewer and fell into a city sewer.The farmer's cow could sew, so he taught his sow to sow.I read yesterday and will read tomorrow.The farm will produce produce.He...
Weird US Laws
Posted by: redshadow
Phoenix :: AZ :: USA | updated 2012-04-03 19:18:27 -0700 | funny-news
In Tennessee, it is against the law to drive a car while sleeping. In New York, it is against the law for a blind person to drive an automobile. California law prohibits a woman from driving a car while wearing...
Funny Facts About Animals and People
Posted by: redshadow
Phoenix :: AZ :: USA | updated 2012-04-03 19:18:40 -0700 | funny-news
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup...
Summer in Arizona is so hot.........
Posted by: redshadow
Phoenix :: AZ :: USA | updated 2012-04-03 19:18:41 -0700 | funny-news
birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground. potatoes cook underground, just dig, add salt and butter, and eat. farmers feed chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs. cows give evoporated milk. rivers...
Lazy Jokes
Posted by: redshadow
Phoenix :: AZ :: USA | updated 2012-04-03 19:19:10 -0700 | funny-news
Tom was walking by the river. He saw a man lying on the bank with a line in the water. The float was going up and down because a fish was hooked. Tom said, "You have a fish on the...
Don't mess with old men, they didn't get old by being stupid . No sir..... but... I've always ...
Posted by: redshadow
Phoenix :: AZ :: USA | updated 2012-04-03 19:19:56 -0700 | funny-news
"An old prospector shuffled into the town of El Indio, Texas leading a tired old mule. The old man headed straight for the only saloon in town, to clear his parched throat. He walked up to the saloon and tied...
Computers--Jesus vs. Satan
Posted by: redshadow
Phoenix :: AZ :: USA | updated 2012-04-03 19:19:57 -0700 | funny-news
A Little Christian Humor Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering. Finally fed up,...
$ 7.00 Sex In Arizona Doctor's Office
Posted by: mrspleats
Arizona City :: AZ :: USA | updated 2012-11-02 02:23:31 -0700 | funny-news
An Arizona couple, both well into their 80's, go to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?' The man says, 'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?' The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he...
Rap song 'Don't Touch My Junk!' takes on TSA's invasive screening of passengers
Posted by: Punditty
Tucson :: AZ :: USA | updated 2012-07-27 10:56:36 -0700 | funny-news
Nov. 20, 2010 In light of the recent uproar over invasive passenger screening processes by the Transportation Security Administration, Michael Adams (a k a “The Health Ranger”) has released a timely new rap song called “Don’t Touch My Junk!” In...
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